Everyone has their favorite dish that they look forward to eating every Thanksgiving.
New England Patriots star Matt Judon had better not see macaroni and cheese on his plate this Thanksgiving
Matt went on a rant when he was asked about his favorite Thanksgiving dish during a press conference on Tuesday.
“I’m not even going to answer your question. I’m going to tell you,” he said.
“We got to get macaroni and cheese off the table, all right guys?. It’s just cheese and noodles. I’m getting on my soapbox. It’s just cheese and noodles and it’s not that good. Let’s be honest guys: Everybody here is probably a little lactose (intolerant) so it messes up our stomachs and we’ve got to get it off the table. It’s probably one of the most overrated dishes.
“But my favorite is dressing. I do love dressing, but get macaroni and cheese off the table and it will be a much better Thanksgiving for everybody in the house. I have never liked macaroni and cheese. And you know how they say, ‘Your taste buds change every seven years?’ Every time I try it, it’s the same thing and it’s never going to change and it’s never going to get better.
I’m almost 30 now, I’m set in my ways, and it’s disgusting. Get it off the table. The bathrooms will be less busy and everybody will have a better day. So if you want to have a good Thanksgiving, don’t cook macaroni and cheese.”
Matt said “macaroni and cheese” are fighting words.
“…My whole family loves it. My brothers and sisters. My mom cooks it in a big pan — they know not to put it on my plate, or that’s fighting words. All right? I’m going to have to fight everybody in the house one by one. And I will wait until they eat their macaroni and cheese, get sluggish, and then I’m going to whoop ’em.”
If you invite Matt to your home for Thanksgiving, you have been warned.
Matthew Judon feels VERY strongly against having mac and cheese at the dinner table for Thanksgiving ?
— The MMQB (@theMMQB) November 23, 2021